Friday, February 27, 2009

I do this every month...in my dreams

I've just been a blogging fool today haven't I??? Anywho, as mentioned in the title; I fly, float, glide or whatever you want to call it in my dreams at least once a month! I love it! I told myself whenever I fall in love again, I will go skydiving. I don't know why that scenario came to mind but it did. So I need to fall in love before I get too old!!! How can you dare judge something so free of everything??? And no, I wouldn't be afraid. Nervous, but not afraid.


wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.

If my life was a soundtrack...

Some type of forward:



Open your library (iTunes, WINamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For the first question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button TWICE! (Interludes don't count).
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... just type it in.
7. Tag 10 people, and they have to do it too :)


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE:

1. Opening Credits:
One for the Road- Cee-Lo

2. Waking Up:
Be Better than me- T.I

3. The First Day Of School:
Uptown-Drake ft.lil wayne and Bun B


4. Falling In Love:
Showdown-Crucial Conflict

5. Losing Virginity:
You don't know my name- A.Keys ( LOL! Damn! So not cool)

6. Fight Song:
Poison-Nas

7. Breaking Up:
Positivity- Stevie Wonder

8. Prom:
Live at Jimmys- Angie Martinez

9. Life:
Get money-Junior Mafia (no lie)

10. Mental Breakdown:
Got Money- Lil wayne

11. Driving:
*deep sigh* Ooh Na na na na- Lil Jon

12. Flashback:
If I aint got you-A.Keys

13. Getting Back Together:
Three letter word-Jamie Foxx

14. Wedding:
Stick dat thing out-Lil Jon

15. Birth of Child:
Director-Avant

16. Final Battle:
New friend request- Gym Class heros

17. Death Scene:
A game- Talib Kweli


18. Funeral Song:
Keep the reciept- Kanye West ft. ODB

19. End Credits:
A bird in the hand-Ice CUbe

The black guy with the mullet

I still love him though!

Funny Fridays: Jealous Puppet

Now, for one to find the humor in this you may have to pay close attention to this puppets words, tone and action. I mean, seriously, he's acting like a little bitch! I've never seen a puppet stay so dedicated to role. You know, everyone plays a bad guy sometimes, especially on children's shows when they need to get their point across, but this little orange bastard took it to another level and its freaking HILARIOUS! Don't you dare judge my odd sense of humor!

Things to watch out for:
1. Why does the teacher of an ENGLISH spelling bee, sounds like she's struggling with the English language?

B. Notice how the girl tries to make up with the puppet as if they've been dating

Last, just pay close attention

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Throwback Thursday: I Got a Man

"You know what they say about those who sweat they self, you may find yourself, by yourself"I don't even have to say anything. This indeed was simple yet catchy song, but the lyrics in their conversational rhymes were kind of hot! Gone on and relax and let this take you back to your grammar school days! Enjoy!

**This was brought to you by the Kid who doesn't give a eff if you dare judge or not!


Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hip Hop Excerpt: The Mask

This super-dee-duper verse comes from one of the greatest (male or female) lyricist of all time: Lauryn Hill. Oops, Ms. Hill. The flow is mad crazy too! To my ladies, if you ever been to a club just a few times in your life, the last two lines will connect with you on a totally different level! You should really check for the song. Don't you dare judge the crazy L-Boogie because she spit that stuff that turns a candle on!!!

I thought he was the wonder, and I was stunned by his lips,
Taking sips sipping Amaretto sour with a twist
Shook my hips to the bass line,
this joker grabbed my waistline,
Putting pressure on my spine
trying to get L-Boog to wind,
I backed up off him then caught him with five finger to his face,
I had to put him in his place,This kids invading my space,
But then I recognized the smile, but I couldn't place the style,
So many fronts in his mouth, I thought he was the Golden Child,
Then it hit me that's Tariq from off the street around Grams.
I haven't seen him since fifteen, when he got booked for doing scams.
I tried to walk away but he wouldn't let me leave,
He ran up quick behind me asking, "Yo what happened to my nigga Steve?"
Steve was like this kid I went with back in Grammar School.
I chuckled knucklehead, I seen him yesterday he's cool,
He's busted, "so who you checking for now?"Probably some intellectual.
I kept the conversation straight and he kept trying to make it sexual.
Then his old lady tried to play me waved her hands up in my face,
Yo I told her check your man cause b**** you acting out of place!!!

Wanted Wednesdays: Giuseppes







****Fellas, please don't get it twisted! I really am trying to find something that you all would "Want" but no new Madden games are due, no J's coming out soon, so please bare with me. I haven't forgotten about my male readers! Maybe a pic of Paula Patton will tie you over.


Whether Luda is complaining "My baby need new shoes, her momma need Giuseppes" or Jigga is bragging, "Like every color Giuseppe's, your guilty pleasure is me " these shoes are hot!!! Sort of! I think its an acquired taste. I mean, if you want to catch peoples eyes, I don't even think a pair of Louiboutins could catch an eye like these (ok, maybe it could). Someone would actually break their neck trying to get a second glance at these babies! Now, from what I understand, not that I know personally, Louboutins are actually comfortable. Giuseppes don't really look that comfortable, but you never know. But on the bright side these shoes average less than the Louboutins. You can find a pair of these shoes for about $500 to 800 bucks! What a steal! As I said these shoes are obviously an acquired taste kind of shoes, so to hell with you if you dare judge.