Wanted Wednesdays: Watch The Throne

Just a few months ago anyone who knows me or have read the left hand side of my blog would not doubt my love for the arrogant, yet talented Kanye West. I can go on and on about WHY I love him so much, but thats not the point of this Wanted Wednesday. The point is to notify YOU, the reader, of things that are hot in the streets and that is wanted by myself and/or others. But even the most LOYAL Kanye fans are feeling some way about these high **s ticket prices. I mean, the way I see it now, only three types of people have tickets already for this concert: The rich, the "I'm just going to say I went", and the Eminem "Stans" who would probably do some harm to Kanye if they ever met him. Now, you want to know what I call "expensive"? True, $114 is NOT a lot to see Kanye. $114 is a lot to see Kanye when you're sitting in the freaking nose bleed! Sure, Jay is with him, but I'm sorry, I refuse to pay over $1oo for piss poor seats for two mofo's running around a stage and maybe doing ONE costume change! Great seats for Beyonce are about that much, but again, Beyonce has lights, dancers, choreography, set & costume change and last: She's Beyonce! I saw Janet Jackson a few months back and SHE wasnt even that expensive. And sure Janet aint been hot, "HOT" since the Velvet Rope, but still, I think she should demand more money than two rap artist running around on stage with their mics out makings the audience rap half their lines! I'm sorry if this is turning more into a rant, but I'm passionate about music AND Kanye and it seriously pains me to know there is a chance I wont be at the concert. And if you're wondering why I just wont bite the bullet and get the cheap seats, I'll tell you why: I've been to TWO Kanye concerts,paid less than $100, never been any further than 12 rows back AND *clears throat*, I snuck backstage with the intention of meeting Kanye and I DID meet Kanye AND spoke to him. Dont believe me? I have three people to back me up. Anywho, thats another blog. But for now, I'll just be hoping and wishing this Wanted Wednesday for Watch The Throne tickets.

20 Questions

"Alright, alright, alriiiight"in my best Kevin Hart voice! The moment you all have been waiting for! I hope I was worth your wait ;o)

1. What do you think God thinks when he thinks about you?

2.Why is it when a white person sings with soul, we (black folk) take them in as our own?

3. Do you have to sound ethnic to be considered a good singer among black people?

4.Have you ever walked into your home and had to ask yourself, "WTF is that smell"?

5. Did you forget to take the trash out or are the neighbors cooking again?

6. Did you put Jolly Ranchers or Peppermints in your fat pickle growing up?

7. If the Delta's were to haze (which we all know they don't), do you think little Rudy Huxtable was hazed?

8. Why do people always want to free somebody, knowing damn well that person is guilty?

9. Is it sad that I consider one of my great failures in life was not being a guest audience member on the Oprah Winfrey show?

10. Now, what are you watching at 4pm, Mon-Fri?

11. Seriously, are we more concerned if Bey is really carrying that baby or are we all curious to see who this baby looks like?

12. If you had the money and your body was crucial to your career, would you get a surrogate or just workout really, really hard?

13. When time goes back, does that mean there's actually 25 hours in a day?

14. If Herman Cain is on the ticket, does this mean we have to stop using the race card on white republicans?

15. Um, Willow? Willow Smith? Where are you?

16. When someone has a cold sore, dont you always think they did something nasty to get it?

17. Who is to say what a curse word is?

18. Why is "s**t" considered a bad word but not "crap"?

19. They're both four letter words meaning the same thing, right?

20. Have you gone natural yet?

My bad, yo!

I'm sorry.

To my avid 3 readers, my sincere apologies for not blogging like I should. Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating with the three readers, but Clayton you have my "best attempt at a promise" that I will post more regularly. But you cant just read your favorite column: "20 questions"!! You must read EVERYTHING I post...EVERYTHING! Ok, you dont have to do all that. But check in from time to time. What am I going to do? I'm going to post more. I'm going to set aside a schedule and post at least once a week or every other week. Not only will I post the Vibe magazine bitten "20 questions", but I will post more "Wanted Wednesdays", "Throwback Thursdays" and "Funny Fridays". Again, I'm sorry for neglecting you all of my randomness. For once, I will sahy, go ahead a judge me. I deserve it. :o(

20 Questions

To my avid readers: Forgive me! I should have posted this by Turkey Day, but i've been slippin like I walk on bananas! Anywho, for the 2011 i will try to post more blogs other than 20 questions (not that most of you even care about the other stuff). You all be safe out yonder! See ya next year!

1.Do kids these days even know the Toys R' Us song?

2.WTH is nougat?

3. Can you believe Daniel Tosh has a show just showing YOUTUBE clip?

4. Aren't you upset you didn't think of that?

5.What do you think was the biggest topic of 2010?

6. Was the smallest topic Gary Coleman?

7.Have we forgiven Kanye yet?

8. Has Taylor thanked him yet for her success?

9.Why do we watch the weather everyday when there is a 7 day forecast?

10. Shouldn't we watch it every Sunday and that be enough?

11. Am I the only one that thinks Mariah and Nick Cannon are actually a cute couple?

12. Is it just me or is Lamar and Chloe starting to look alike?

13. Do you think Jada calls Wills "Johnson" Big Willie?

14. What are your new years resolutions?

15. Its not to loose weight again, is it?

16.Where is Cuba Gooding, Jr.?

17. Have you ever had a pair of Jordans?

18. How messed up would it be if Oprah won the lottery?

19.Did you know Obama has already received 5 times as many threats as Bush did during his two terms?

20. Do you get sad when you see those commercial for abused animals?

20 Questions

Alright folks. I'm back. It seems like I only do 20 questions, but since a special someone requests it every blue moon, I must oblige. Here we go (This one's for you Clayton):

1. Did ya miss me?

2. Why does Janet Jackson whisper all the time?

3. Wasn't her voice deeper on Good Times?

4. Do you feel weird that you like this song so much?

5. You know she's 9 years old, right?

6. Why doesn't Will Smith's oldest son work?

7. No talent maybe?

8. Did Maia Campbell get that help she needed?

9. Has someone taught you how to dougie yet?

10. You think T.I. likes jail?

11. Am I the only one who misses Frankie?

12. Are you going to vote next month?

13. WTF are we voting for? What kind of election is this?

14.Jerimih (with no "A"): Doesn't your new single sound JUST like your last hit record?

15. Am I the only one still playing Madden '06?

16. Why is it taking so long for a brotha to not just PLAY hockey, but to take over the NHL like they do for every other sport?

17. Does anyone really listen to K104 anymore?

18. It's not that I care that much, but when is the Queen gonna come out that closet?

19.What do you think will happen first: A female president or a Hispanic president?

20. Did fall really come on time this year????

20 Questions

Peeps! I'm sorry! I've let you all down! But by special request, i'm back like I left something. I hope these questions satisfies your humor pallet.



1. If you dont chew or drink yogurt/ice cream, what do you do to it?



2. Have you had a peach this season?



3. If you're not with AT&T, have you gotten your providers knockoff version of the iphone?



4. Have you taken a pole dancing class?



5. Did LaToya Jackson really go visit Bubbles?



6. How long do chimps live?



7. Why is it that no matter the tint of an African American woman, the bottom part of her butt is black as hell?!



8. Do you watch the news in the morning just for the weather?



9. What feels better: The big "O" or the sigh of relief when your period starts after a pregnancy scare?



10.Do white people use cocoa butter?



11.Do you swirl or cut your spaghetti?



12.WTF Blanche?



13. YOu think Betty is paranoid now?



14. Was it just me or was Chris brown slobbering during his performance at the BET Awards?



15. Do you believe his "break down"?



16.Is Grammy award winner Brandy really trying to holler at Flo-Rida?????



17.Am I the only one who thinks Nick Cannon is packing a "cannon"?



18.Ever met a chic and she just LOOKS like she's messy?



19. If Asia is a day ahead of us, do you think they call 9/11, 9/12?



20. Do you think Alicia Keys is a home wrecker?

It's bigger than hip hop

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