If I had Oprah's money...

If you know me, you know that I am a simple and practical person. I don't ask for much, but will give all I have to another. And honestly, I think most people think they ARE indeed that way...until they get some money. As I've grown and matured from what I thought were my childish ways, I've always said, "Oh, I'll live a simple life. I wouldn't buy 10 cars, a boat and my own island". And I wouldn't. But I would do some things that just doesn't make any sense! I would of course do all the cliche things first, like give money to the church, pay off all bills, and buy my family (Grandmother, Parents, brother, and my closest aunt and cousins) houses of their own. But after all that crap:



I would only have 2-3 cars: The Lancer ( To always remember where I came from), an escalade, and something with over 500hp



I would buy a home in Paris , TX and NYC



While I only know how to play brass and woodwind instruments, I would have a multimillion dollar studio in one of my homes (For days I just feel like freestyling).



I would commission Kanye West to produce a track for me at least 6 times a year



I would buy speakers (for music only) that would blow my hair when played at it's max!!



I would also have speakers throughout the home playing my ipod on shuffle

I would give money to my closest friends and if they dare ask for more, I will cut off all connections from them(That doesn't mean I would never give them money later, but it's tacky to ask. If they are THAT close, they will be around me anyway to reap the benefits of being my friend ).


I would give money to the "Save the Music" charity



I would give money to the SPCA



I would own at least 5 dogs ( 3 outside and 2 inside)



This may sound mean, but I would retire my parents and make my dad my gardener and my mom my cook and when the time comes, the nanny to my children.



I would buy more jewelry, purses and shoes than I would clothes



I would have an inside and outside pool

And I would devote a lot of my free time to film making...therefor I would have the best cameras, editing equipment and team!

With all that said, it doesn't seem like I would buy THAT much, but still, given the fact that I thought I was pretty simple, these are some outlandish things! Don't you dare judge me! "I love having my cake plus eating too! Shit, I got cake, what the F*** I'm spose to do?"

What would you do with Oprahs money????