20 Questions

Peeps! I'm sorry! I've let you all down! But by special request, i'm back like I left something. I hope these questions satisfies your humor pallet.



1. If you dont chew or drink yogurt/ice cream, what do you do to it?



2. Have you had a peach this season?



3. If you're not with AT&T, have you gotten your providers knockoff version of the iphone?



4. Have you taken a pole dancing class?



5. Did LaToya Jackson really go visit Bubbles?



6. How long do chimps live?



7. Why is it that no matter the tint of an African American woman, the bottom part of her butt is black as hell?!



8. Do you watch the news in the morning just for the weather?



9. What feels better: The big "O" or the sigh of relief when your period starts after a pregnancy scare?



10.Do white people use cocoa butter?



11.Do you swirl or cut your spaghetti?



12.WTF Blanche?



13. YOu think Betty is paranoid now?



14. Was it just me or was Chris brown slobbering during his performance at the BET Awards?



15. Do you believe his "break down"?



16.Is Grammy award winner Brandy really trying to holler at Flo-Rida?????



17.Am I the only one who thinks Nick Cannon is packing a "cannon"?



18.Ever met a chic and she just LOOKS like she's messy?



19. If Asia is a day ahead of us, do you think they call 9/11, 9/12?



20. Do you think Alicia Keys is a home wrecker?