1. What do you think God thinks when he thinks about you?
2.Why is it when a white person sings with soul, we (black folk) take them in as our own?
3. Do you have to sound ethnic to be considered a good singer among black people?
4.Have you ever walked into your home and had to ask yourself, "WTF is that smell"?
5. Did you forget to take the trash out or are the neighbors cooking again?
6. Did you put Jolly Ranchers or Peppermints in your fat pickle growing up?
7. If the Delta's were to haze (which we all know they don't), do you think little Rudy Huxtable was hazed?
8. Why do people always want to free somebody, knowing damn well that person is guilty?
9. Is it sad that I consider one of my great failures in life was not being a guest audience member on the Oprah Winfrey show?
10. Now, what are you watching at 4pm, Mon-Fri?
11. Seriously, are we more concerned if Bey is really carrying that baby or are we all curious to see who this baby looks like?
12. If you had the money and your body was crucial to your career, would you get a surrogate or just workout really, really hard?
13. When time goes back, does that mean there's actually 25 hours in a day?
14. If Herman Cain is on the ticket, does this mean we have to stop using the race card on white republicans?
15. Um, Willow? Willow Smith? Where are you?
16. When someone has a cold sore, dont you always think they did something nasty to get it?
17. Who is to say what a curse word is?
18. Why is "s**t" considered a bad word but not "crap"?
19. They're both four letter words meaning the same thing, right?
20. Have you gone natural yet?
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